The other day I went into Gymboree, it's like a play gym for little humans. I wanted to check it out for Dathan in the future. So there I was observing a class, when little D ripped one, in better terms he farted. Yep! And if you've ever heard him you would understand. This little tiny human specimen can put a grown man to shame, I thought his dad had some doozy's. Ha!
I thought nothing of it, had a lighthearted laugh. But. Then. I. Looked. Up. Every mom in the place was staring. Wait a minute, don't tell me you ladies never heard your kid fart? Oh wait, did they think It was me? Seriously?
C'mon people. My kid can't help it and really you thought it might be me!?
That's when I turned to the group and said "we must have missed the manners class all your kids got at the hospital" haha.
The room lightened up a little... I'm still not sure if they knew who actually passed the gas.
Ha ha ha!!! We are in trouble then because I've it two boys who can't help themselves either.
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